Emergency Dad Jokes
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Being a dad is hard enough without the pressure of coming up with endless groan-worthy one-liners. Thankfully, this pocket-sized deck is packed with 100 terrible, ready-to-use dad jokes guaranteed to earn eye-rolls, chuckles, and exasperated sighs.
Each card features a classic dad joke on the front and space on the back for a personal note—whether it's a heartfelt message or simply, “Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
Styled with a nostalgic vintage look, these timeless jokes are perfect for dads who appreciate a little old-school humor and a trip down memory lane.
Unused, unopened, and undamaged items may be returned within 7 days of receipt (excluding the items listed below). To initiate a return, please reach out via email to hello@wallflowermerc.com with your order number.
The following items are not eligible for returns: Edible products and any item that is no longer in new and unused condition.
Return Instructions:
- Ensure your item is in unused, original condition, and includes all original packaging.
- Return shipping costs will be deducted from your total refund amount.
- Please note your original shipping cost will not be refunded.
- Please package your return with care. If a return arrives to us broken, we cannot issue a refund for the broken item(s).
For details, please review our full return policy
All orders will ship from our shop in Brighton, MI within 3-5 business days after your order is placed. It will take approximately 2-7 business days for orders to be delivered within the USA, depending upon the chosen shipping method.
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